The Spider Cliff Mysteries

The Exchange

The Spider Cliff Exchange is a place to trade in fake money for free stuff! You can accumulate mammons (the official currency in Spider Cliff) by signing up for a free account. Mammons can be gained by a variety of methods, such as uncovering clues in the series, being the first to solve a case, contributing fan art, and reporting bugs. Once you have enough for an item, click on the order it button and Jason will mail it to you! See below for more details.

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100 mammon bill
100 mammon
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Bookmarks - set of 3
55 mammon
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Cut-out - Barlow
150 mammon
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Cut-out - Crystal
150 mammon
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Cut-out - Eliza
150 mammon
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Cut-out - Turnip
150 mammon
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Mammal-skin Bags (3)
120 mammon
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Matrimonial Botanical Poster
90 mammon
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Official Coloring Book
200 mammon
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Portrait of Annabelle
150 mammon
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Portrait: Barlow with Skull
150 mammon
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Portrait: Crystal with plants
150 mammon
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In order to receive exchange goods, I'm going to need your name and mailing address. I keep addresses in a secure encrypted database, and I don't give this stuff out to anyone. Kids, get your parent's permission before ordering.

I'm running the exchange as a way to increase visibility of this web site and to give something back to my readers. As I'm giving away this stuff for free, I have a limited budget for the exchange (thus, these items are unique but hardly expensive). Supplies of some items may be limited. I may put some special one-time only items here from time to time, so keep a lookout!

Quick answeres to some of your questions:

  • What about shipping?

    Yes, I am paying for shipping.

  • Can you send stuff overseas?

    Yes, I can ship overseas.

If you are looking for Spider Cliff stuff and you are actually willing to pay for it, consult a doctor or visit the new Spider Cliff Shop at Cafe Press.

IMPORTANT NOTE: Mammons are not a real currency, and have absolutely no transferable value to any real currency. Likewise, all items in the Spider Cliff Exchange are without value as goods or services. All items from the Spider Cliff Exchange are sent by Jason as gifts, regardless of whether or not mammons were subtracted from their total. There is no warrantee on any item, and your balance of mammons may change or disappear for any reason or no reason whatsoever. This is all for fun, you know?