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Posted by Alice belladora, 7:57am, 20 Nov, 2009

Granted!

But now submitting essays for your classes requires you to run back and forth along the great wall of china 50 times.

I wish i could fly.
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Posted by pixystyx42, 2:58am, 22 Nov, 2009

Granted!

You float up into space and can't get back down.

I wish I could drive legally.

Posted by Egocentric, 11:48am, 27 Nov, 2009

Granted! But you are forbidden to ever walk anywhere. Even indoors.

I wish to never feel any cold again.

Posted by FFWF, 12:19pm, 1 Dec, 2009

Huh, I was going to transport you to the Sahara Desert, but then I remembered that it's cold at night there. Let's just say you're transported to the Sun instead.

I wish the seasons had better-balanced temperatures.

Posted by vega777, 12:57pm, 5 Dec, 2009

Granted! It will now always be a perfect 50 degrees, day or night of any season. That's too cold for the beach, but too warm for snow.

I wish jason would finish putting up the rest of the gondola cipher story.

Posted by Egocentric, 12:03pm, 16 Dec, 2009

Granted! He puts up a final chapter which shows Barlow lying in bed, sleepy-eyed, with small puffs of clouds disappearing around him. He says "Oh, what a silly dream!"

I wish we could have winter all year round.

Posted by FFWF, 12:34pm, 22 Dec, 2009

You do! Just travel to the southern hemisphere in summer!
Cheap answer: You do! Cold snaps kill hundreds and make the roads impassable. Human society grinds to a halt!

I wish more bad fanfiction was funny.

Posted by Egocentric, 6:59am, 10 Jan, 2010

And so it is! It is so funny that it becomes really popular with everyone, even the people who didn't watch the original shows (or whatever). This makes all the original creators notice that the fanfiction of their works are more popular than the works themselves, making them try to emulate the style of the fanfics in their new works. However they are not very good at "so bad it's good", and only make bad shows (or whatever).
You have ruined popular culture.

I wish I didn't waste as much time on the internet.

Posted by FFWF, 10:33am, 11 Jan, 2010

The Internet's entire content is replaced with wholesome 1950s educational programming!

I wish the inconvenient winter snow would melt already.

Posted by Alice belladora, 3:00pm, 26 Jan, 2010

Granted!

The earth is catapulted into the sun and all the snow melts!

Unfortunately we all vaporize into a large pile of ash.
But at least you'll never be trapped inside your house under a fifty foot wall of snow and eventually, in desperation after waiting two weeks for help to arrive eat your pet Alsatian!

I wish i had a large bacon sandwich.

Posted by FFWF, 3:28am, 30 Jan, 2010

Granted! You receive an extremely large bacon sandwich! Actually, it is a bread house in which a thousand wild boars live. They will respond to any disturbance with swift violence!

I wish I had just one less essay to write this semester.

Posted by Egocentric, 6:46am, 11 Feb, 2010

Granted! Instead of two fairly small essays you get one big, which requires just as much knowledge and effort as the other ones togheter.

I wish everyone was happy.

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