Make a Wish/Break a Wish
Posted by vega777, 11:31am, 28 Aug, 2009
Granted! Now you can't speak english and you have to hire a translator just to talk to your family.
I wish my teeth were whiter.
Posted by pixystyx42, 12:25pm, 30 Aug, 2009
Granted! Now your teeth are so white that you can't open your mouth for fear of blinding people.
I wish my hair was longer.
Posted by vega777, 4:37pm, 30 Aug, 2009
So you wish it, so it shall be! Voila! Your armpit hair is now two feet long.
I wish I had a superpower.
Posted by FFWF, 5:36pm, 30 Aug, 2009
Granted! Your superpower is the ability to spontaneously turn other people's hair grey, and you're not very good at it.
I wish most of life wasn't so boring.
Posted by Egocentric, 3:32am, 6 Sep, 2009
Hah! Nice one!
Granted. Here's the hungry tiger.
I wish I didn't have to sleep.
Posted by vega777, 3:41pm, 7 Sep, 2009
Granted! You remain wide awake 24/7. However, after 7 days you die from exahstion. ^_^
I wish the food in my college's cafeteria was better.
Posted by Gadora, 7:54pm, 8 Sep, 2009
Granted! Unfortunately, as quality ingredients cost more, it is now too expensive for you to eat there.
I wish I was two inches taller.
This message was last edited on 8 Sep 2009.
Posted by FFWF, 3:48am, 13 Sep, 2009
Granted! You are now two inches taller... than you were when you were twelve.
I wish I could get over this cold.
Posted by Egocentric, 3:42pm, 21 Sep, 2009
Sure! I'll trade you it for my sore throat.
I wish I had social skills.
Posted by Gadora, 7:33am, 26 Sep, 2009
Okay, you have social skills. Sure they're the seventh worst you've ever seen, but they're still social skills.
I wish that Wikipedia was 100% accurate.
This message was last edited on 26 Sep 2009.
Posted by FFWF, 9:29am, 27 Sep, 2009
It is done. Changes to Wikipedia now affect reality, and trolls are the new masters of universe. See the story of "Wikipedia Brown": http://adamcadre.ac/content/brown/
I wish my computer didn't have virus problems.
Posted by zooink, 10:14pm, 28 Sep, 2009
Granted! But your power plug seems to have malfunctioned and your computer couldn't be switched on.
I wish for world peace.